Here's the Daily Egyptian's coverage of this summer's Emu Uprising in Southern Illinois:

Second Article

I couldn't find the original article, which described how local police responded to an invading Emu by shooting it 10 times until it stopped moving. That article took the issue rather lightly, highlighting the seeming absurdity of an Emu randomly wandering into Carbondale only to die in a hail of gunfire. But this second article in the series explores the deep threat posed by the Emu Uprising and what its relevance may be for the broader society.

Are you with us, or are you with the Emus?