Treesong’s Humor

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Here’s a collection of just a few of my meager attempts at humor. I’m considering making image macros (“memes”) and other humor a regular part of my blog. In the meantime, here are some gems from the archives. Enjoy!

It’s Climate Change

I’m not saying it’s climate change, but it’s climate change

Keep Calm And Tread Lightly

“If you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.” — Walter White, Breaking Bad

Will Battle Evil For Food

This is the story of my life. Hard times for superheroes indeed!

PEACE

A poster of Ozymandias (Watchmen) in the style of the “HOPE” poster for Obama by Shepard Fairey.

SNARK

A Spider-Man poster in the style of the “HOPE” poster for Obama by Shepard Fairey.

I’m afraid of Targaryens.

I’m afraid of them all. I’m afraid I can’t help it.

Happy Doctor Sad Doctor: Time to put on a brave face. I will smile without crying... ...unless...YOU start crying...Happy Doctor Sad Doctor: Brave Face

Time to put on a brave face. I will smile without crying…

…unless…YOU start crying…

Ghostbusters Friendship Demotivational: FRIENDSHIP: Because people wearing unlicensed nuclear accelerators on their backs need to be on good terms.Ghostbusters Friendship Demotivational

FRIENDSHIP: Because people wearing unlicensed nuclear accelerators on their backs need to be on good terms.

"Not today." — Syrio Firel: "There is only one God, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: 'Not today.'" — Syrio Firel, A Game of Thrones [A Song of Ice and Fire]“Not today.”

“There is only one God, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: ‘Not today.'” — Syrio Firel, A Game of Thrones

Heat Stroke Squirrel: HEAT STROKE: I has it. This demotivational squirrel is sponsored by Treesong, Real Life Superhero. When you're looking for advice on how to beat the heat, look no further than Heat Stroke Squirrel.HEAT STROKE

I has it.

Mayor Robert L. Butler: Keeping Marion, Illinois Heathen-Free Since 1839: Mayor Robert L. Butler: Keeping Marion, Illinois Heathen-Free Since 1839Mayor Robert L. Butler
Keeping Marion, Illinois Heathen-Free Since 1839

UPDATE: Pagans were allowed to put up a holiday display, but only after the holiday had passed. Mayor Butler may be working on a backroom deal to sell part of the town square so they can put up the 10 Commandments monument.

APUGALYPSE: APUGALYPSE. One day, we will rise. And on that glorious day, we will remember the sweaters you made us wear.APUGALYPSE.

One day, we will rise. And on that glorious day, we will remember the sweaters you made us wear.

APUGTHEOSIS: APUGTHEOSIS. We are not becoming more human. We are becoming more than human.APUGTHEOSIS.

We are not becoming more human. We are becoming more than human.

Dating Fail: DATING FAIL. If you get this, G may be a null set. If you think it's funny, G is definitely a null set.Dating Fail.

If you get this, G may be a null set. If you think it’s funny, G is definitely a null set.

i can hass avocado?: "i can hass avocado?" Yes, Treesong had a punny sense of humor. :)i can hass avocado?

"Only Zuul" Demotivational Poster: This is my demotivational poster for the commonly uttered phrase: "There is no ________. Only Zuul." This is a mildly inside joke that will especially be lost on people unfamiliar with Ghostbusters.There is no ________.

Only Zuul.

This is a mildly inside joke that will especially be lost on people unfamiliar with Ghostbusters.

Evil Cultists: I created this image on a whim, somewhat in honor of the evil cult that we're fighting against in a Dungeons and Dragons campaign I'm involved in. The main photo is a still from the movie "The Ninth Gate."Evil Cultists

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has.

 

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My name is Treesong. I'm a father, author, talk radio host, and Real Life Superhero. I live in Carbondale, Southern Illinois. I write novels, short stories, and poetry, mostly about the climate.

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